Important health advice for women!

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Sauvignon Blanc.

Maintaining Insanity

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses On And Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.
Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice!
Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If they want fries with that.
Put [...]

Boyfriend 1.0 vs Girlfriend 1.0

Dear Technical Support,
18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble.  However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with [...]

It’s an attitude of gratitude

I’ve been wondering recently why things work out the way they do and what my part in events has been and how, if I had been able to, I could have made them different.  Then this little email with suggestions for a happier life popped into my inbox and really made me stop and think.
It [...]

This weeks favourite ’round robin’ email

I just had to include this round robin email (mainly because my blog is in danger of becoming serious and I couldn’t bear the thought of that) as it is my favourite from the many I’ve got in the last month or so.
Tips for the ladies in year 2008
1. Aspire to be Barbie – the [...]

Not everyone’s cup of tea I grant you!!!!

This isn’t very PC I know, but ….. it made me smile at the back end of very, very, very long day!
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
‘Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the [...]

How to dance in the rain

I received this from one of my many online friends and it really keyed into aspects of my life that are getting me down at the moment and helped me to view things slightly differently. It is especially relevant as my father had Alzheimers and I think I’ve mentioned before in this blog about [...]

The Worlds Easiest Quiz

Someone sent me these quiz questions in an email – see what you think and let me know.   Apparently you need four correct answers to pass!
1) How long did the Hundred Years’ War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get cat gut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the [...]

The Value of White Wine

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Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about White Wine.
White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions. White [...]